GOLGAFRINCHAM ARK FLEET · SHIP B

GOLGAFRINCHAM

a cargo hold of gloriously unnecessary work

Side projects that plainly did not need to exist, built carefully anyway. The thinkers stayed home. The doers stayed home. This ship carries everyone else — the telephone sanitisers, the hairdressers, the jingle writers and, per the official manifest, one (1) accountant — travelling steerage with their hobbies.

Cargo manifest
CARGO 001 Earth Orbit Catalog OPERATIONAL

Live 3-D tracking of the complete public satellite catalog — sixteen thousand spacecraft propagated in your browser with SGP4, over a NASA Earth with a real day/night terminator. Mission records for nearly every object, time acceleration, and an observer mode that works out what's overhead and whether you can see it.

BOARD →
CARGO 002 Awaiting assignment SUSPENDED ANIMATION

Berth reserved. The Captain is in the bath.